And they are…
British Male Solo Artist:
Ian Brown
James Morrison
Paul Weller
The Streets
Will Young
British Female Solo Artist:
Adele
Beth Rowley
Duffy
Estelle
MIA
British Breakthrough Act:
Adele
Duffy
Last Shadow Puppets
Scouting For Girls
The Ting Tings
British Group:
Coldplay
Elbow
Girls Aloud
Radiohead
Take That
British Live Act:
Coldplay
Elbow
Iron Maiden
Scouting For Girls
The Verve
British Single:
Adele - Chasing Pavements
Alexandra Burke - Hallelujah
Coldplay - Viva La Vida
Dizzee Rascal & Calvin Harris - Dance Wiv Me
Duffy - Mercy
Estelle & Kanye West - American Boy
Girls Aloud - The Promise
Leona Lewis - Better In Time
Scouting For Girls - Heartbeat
X Factor Finalists - Hero
British Album:
Coldplay - Viva La Vida
Duffy - Rockferry
Elbow - The Seldom Seen Kid
Radiohead - In Rainbows
The Ting Tings - We Started Nothing
International Male Solo Artist:
Beck
Neil Diamond
Jay-Z
Kanye West
Seasick Steve
International Female Solo Artist:
Beyonce
Gabriella Cilmi
Katy Perry
Pink
Santogold
International Group:
AC/DC
Fleet Foxes
Killers
Kings Of Leon
MGMT
International Album:
AC/DC - Black Ice
Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes
Killers - Day & Age
Kings Of Leon - Only By The Night
MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
Critics’ Choice:
Florence And The Machine
Outstanding Contribution To Music:
Pet Shop Boys
MP3: MGMT - Destrokk









The brit awards make me angry as they are just piles of shit. They are basicly over cooked backslapping for the uk record industry who need to promote their artists as 1/2 the people on the list shouldn’t be given any award other than a wooden spoon, preferably to light the pyre of wood they would be on.
So my list of people against the wall is:
Alexandra Burke
Calvin Harris
Duffy
Girls Aloud
Scouting For Girls
X Factor Finalists
Katy Perry
Florence And The Machine
Take That
Duffy [again cuse i want to make sure shes dead]
Duffy [you just cant be too sure]
Scouting For Girls [like wise]
The Ting Tings [finish the revolver off on both of them]
the problem with the brits is that they always recognise the people who have the least talent. Oh that note i dare say Scouting for girls or as i call them “the twats” are going to do very well this year.
the brits should add a few new catagories.
“most simpering drivelling pile of crap.”
“Best Cash Cow”
“Most Formula Record”
“Most Sponsored Act.”
“Award For Lack of Credibility”