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Premiere: LiL iFFy, ‘Patron Us’

This song is for all of you that read the adult cover editions of Harry Potter. This is not the radio edit. This is not the version Gwyneth Paltrow will be performing. This is the song wizard kids will be grinding to in the undergrounds clubs of Diagon Alley. This is ‘Patron Us’ by LiL iFFy. And just in time for the premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

While his identity remains a well kept secret, we do know that LiL iFFy is a part of a larger group called Dude Source, who are credited for the track on this, LiL iFFy’s first official release, as well as the album from which “Patron Us” is taken. That album, WANDCORE, is promised this Fall. According to a release from Dude Source, WANDCORE will fully realize iFFy’s Harry Potter take on modern hip-hop swagger. In the meantime, iFFy has non-wizard cameos coming out, including a trade off with Zac Fallon, aka the lo-fi erotic-folk legend Katie and The Bass Drums. The release from Dude Source reveals little else, save for a list of iFFy’s influences, which cites J.K. Rowling, Tupac Shakur, and somebody named Alex Bayless. More information as we discover it. In the meantime, enjoy “Patron Us” from iFFy and producer Dude Source.

Lyrics and mp3 download/stream after the jump…

‘PATRON US’ (words by LiL iFFY, Music by Dude Source)

.Beauxbaton chicks ask about my wand core
Blood ice-cold, like a goddamn dementor
.This the deathstick, so witches gettin blown up.
Bartender! Expecto Patron Us.

v1:
Giant like Hagrid, ‘eaters look haggard
as I broom through the alleys diagonally swagrid.
black-cloak bastards, blasting casting
killing killer curses, but I’m laughing. This is the
son of a wizard that got busy with a hippogriff and
made a magic baby born to win the fucking Triple-wiz.
.Fuck the dark mark and motherfuck a malfoy.
.Red and Yellow, bitch, Gryffindor.
.I am a sword on the neck of your bassilisk,
so put that in your diary and drink up the goblin piss.

.Beauxbaton chicks ask about my wand core
Blood ice-cold, like a goddamn dementor
.This the deathstick, so witches gettin blown up.
Bartender! Expecto Patron Us.

v2:
We ride past the castle on firebolts and nimbuses
when we got the quaffle, everybody tryin’ to bludger us
you can keep, seek us, chase but never beat us
I just swallowed up a snitch, there’s no way you can defeat us.
Golden Snitch. We golden Bitch. We own the pitch.
When we hit the hog’s head, slythers give us mad-eyes,
and quickly hit the portkey, bye bye
(bass) whompin like a willow, tryina keep it chill
till we’re full of butter beer and our beards hit the pillow.
.picture me, skeeting on Rita Skeeter
and then quickly giving quotes about Pettigrew, Peter.

.Beauxbaton chicks ask about my wand core
Blood ice-cold, like a goddamn dementor
.This the deathstick, so witches gettin blown up.
Bartender! Expecto Patron Us.

To all the wizards in masks and black, .fuck you.
you-and-you-know-who
.you-and-your-mat-ching-tatt-oo
face screwed-up like you drank polyjuice.

.Beauxbaton chicks ask about my wand core
Blood ice-cold, like a goddamn dementor
.This the deathstick, so witches gettin blown up.
Bartender! Expecto Patron Us.

MP3: LiL iFFy – ‘Patron Us’

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Comments

  1. Fleur
    July 13th, 2011 | 2:02 pm

    I’ll take a shot of your Patron if you do a shot of my Fleur De Liqueur.

  2. July 15th, 2011 | 1:13 pm

    [...] Read more about iFFy on the website where his track first dropped, The Music Slut: Click here. [...]

  3. July 15th, 2011 | 9:53 pm

    WTF Y’ALL KNOW BOUT THAT?!?!?

  4. novelty concept
    October 21st, 2011 | 3:25 pm

    Damn, even as white boy novelty rap goes, this is weak. Funny idea, however more than just a little dated. The production is elementary at best, and manages to be make the minimal top 40 hip hop it references look sophisticated. At least they are having fun, I suppose.

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