Robbie Williams makes one ugly woman, but he is one fine looking man.

The new (full) video for the new single, ‘She Madonna.’

Robbie Williams makes one ugly woman, but he is one fine looking man.

The new (full) video for the new single, ‘She Madonna.’

He’s out of rehab and ready to dance.

After his escape release, Williams went shopping at Barneys in Beverly Hills before meeting up with friends at Winston’s nightclub.

His sister Sally says, “He felt uncomfortable staying in there (rehab) so he had to come out and is going to use another facility. There is a process that they go through and he hasn’t completed all of the steps that they like you to do, so he is going to finish the work elsewhere.

“I think he is a lot better than he was but obviously he has not completed his course so he needs to continue. He is very serious about it.”

His mum Jan is looking after him in LA. Believe it or not, she is a drugs and alcohol counselor. I wonder how many clients she has. Sorry mum.

Oh Robbie.

British rag, The Sun, is reporting that the pop star has left his 700 pound ($1,353) a night rehab center in Tuscon Arizona to go back home to Los Angeles a week early.

Rob’s spokesperson only had this to say: “Robbie Williams has completed his stay in Arizona and is continuing with an after-care program in Los Angeles.”

Here’s hoping he is alright.

The Sun’s Victoria Newton started a campaign last week to have readers send in get well cards to Robbie and evidently she’s been receiving “sackloads” which she’s forwarded on to him in Arizona. Chances that this is what catapulted Rob out of rehab anyone? Yeah, thought not.

By the way, I found this story in the Washington Post of all places, picked up from Reuters. The Post hearts Robbie Williams.

Seems like everybody has something to say about Robbie heading into rehab. I think rehab might be this month’s cause celeb.

After the Brits, Liam Gallagher obnoxiously put his two pence in: “What’s his fuckin’ problem, man? We all know what it is – he’s a fucking drama fucking queen. If you’ve got a fucking problem why do you want the whole world knowing about it?”

He went on: “He has to be in the front fucking pages doesn’t he? Just sort your fucking self out.”

He was then handed the award for personal achievement for using the word Fuck as many times as possible.

Damon Gough aka Badly Drawn Boy: “I empathise with what Robbie is going through. I’ve met him a few times and he seemed to be dealing with his level of fame. Everyone looks at someone like him and says, ‘He’s just a show-off and loves attention.’

He goes on: “Talking about yourself incessantly in interviews, being onstage where you are the centre of attention, writing songs that are going to be scrutinised, being famous and being spotted in the street – it all makes you feel really strange.” Thanks.

From camp David Beckham: “David is ready to do anything he can to help Robbie. As a top athlete, he firmly believes exercise can go a long way to helping him overcome his addictions and depression. Keeping active will help take Robbie’s mind off his ­problems and stop him sitting around dwelling on things.”

Posh Spice supposedly also sent him a “get well soon” message as soon as she heard he had been admitted. “Fame – it’s just a weird thing and it does psychologically affect you.”

The other potty mouthed Oasis brother Noel also commented on Robbie’s stint in rehab, saying: “We’ve all been there, but if you can’t stand the heat…”

And finally Mark Owen, a man certainly not commenting on Robbie just to gain media attention- oh no never, revealed to Reveal magazine: “I felt bad at the Brits because there were some jokes said about Robbie that made it look like he was being mocked. When I heard about him checking into rehab I felt really sad – I just want him to get happy again. I’ll do anything I can to help him. If he wants me to see him, I’ll be straight on that plane. Rob was always my mate and I always felt very close to him. I’m so worried about him. I’m gutted and devastated things have ended up like this. I think he should come back to the UK.” At which point he whispered “And join the Take That tour.”

Well, Robbie’s latest album Rudebox might not have done as well as expected but I still love it. And Mark Ronson is claiming that so does Mos Def: “I ran into Mos Def at an Amy Winehouse show in America and he said, ‘that Robbie Williams shit is amazing.’”

mp3: ‘My culture’ by 1 Giant Leap featuring Robbie Williams and Maxi Jazz

Today Robbie Williams celebrates his 33rd birthday as news hits the AP wire that the international superstar is currently in an unknown American rehab facility for a dependency on prescription drugs.

His press rep Bryony Watts would only say, “Robbie Williams has today been admitted into a treatment center in America for his dependency on prescription drugs. There will be no further comment on this matter.”

Robbie’s latest album Rudebox features the song ‘Good Doctor’ which includes the lyrics:

I went to the doctor to get a prescription
I told him little fact and lots of fiction
About a bad back that I ain´t got
He tried to sell me faith healing
But I think not
I want Xanax, Vicadin and Oxycotton
Funky fill the form out
So I can drop em´
I´ve got all these demons
And I can´t stop em´
To tell you the truth Doc
I might have a problem

Robbie Williams has reportedly stated that he plans to put on a swing show in Vegas (baby) this August. He is quoted in The Sun as saying:

“Now is the time for Robbie to go away in people’s minds. I think it’s time to not be in Britain for a bit. “I’ve enjoyed tremendous success for over ten years now – far more than I should have or I ever would have dreamed I’d have.”

Swing, Vegas, Robbie Williams. Now there is a winning combo. If this is true, I might just be the happiest girl in America right now.

MP3: Robbie Williams – Sexed Up

Robbie Williams has reportedly stated that he plans to put on a swing show in Vegas (baby) this August. He is quoted in The Sun as saying:

“Now is the time for Robbie to go away in people’s minds. I think it’s time to not be in Britain for a bit. “I’ve enjoyed tremendous success for over ten years now – far more than I should have or I ever would have dreamed I’d have.”

Swing, Vegas, Robbie Williams. Now there is a winning combo. If this is true, I might just be the happiest girl in America right now.

MP3: Robbie Williams – Sexed Up

Can you imagine a better 60th birthday gift?

Yes, so can I.

Via Digital Spy: Robbie Williams has agreed to perform the Full Monty at Elton John’s 60th birthday party. Sir Elton has been arranging a huge bash at Madison Square Garden in New York to celebrate his big day in March and was thrilled when Robbie came up with the stripping idea…..

Elton and Robbie have had their disagreements over the years. But they are best pals again now. And they always try to outdo each other when it comes to presents. Robbie knows this is one gift Elton will have difficulty living up to. But the pair love to shock each other so Elton will already be cooking up something bizarre for Robbie’s birthday next month.”

MP3: Robbie Williams – Tripping

Check out this minute and a half mockumentary promoting Robbie’s new single ‘She’s Madonna’. It’s indeed bizarre, but quite chuckle-worthy. He really makes for a TERRIBLE WOMAN; notice the chest hair peaking out of the dress. Love it.